"Maybe an orgy would have been less complicated"
Dinner is over and the four of us are sitting here, unsure of how to proceed.Allison finishes her champagne and pours another glass. “This is the best part of the night. Let’s dwell in it.”“You mean eating?” Mitchell says.Allison swipes...
"The North Pole Times: All the News That's Unfit to Print"
“Fuck Christmas. I wanna shag sluts.” Santa's reindeer detoured to the North Pole pharmacy. Two bodacious babes prominent on the naughty list were, unsurprisingly, underdressed.Santa's schlong stretched one strumpet’s sopping snatch. Santa-seed spurted; Rudolph stomped his hoof impatiently. Venison’s invigorating...
"In which the Queen consults her Magic Mirror, and receives a rude shock"
“Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the Fairest One of all?” commands the Queen. She stands adorned in raiment of gold, her dark hair graced with a silver crown, her skin pale, her lips full and lustrous – her...