"Any love worth having is worth fighting for even if you have to turn into an eggplant...."
Groan! "Oh, yeah, baby. Suck my snorg. Take it deep into your mouth hole!"Those were the sounds I heard coming from the other side of the wall.'Gross,' I thought quietly to myself. You'd think by now they would have figured out...
"Alien abduction and more, XXX more."
What would you do if a childhood friend sent you a long, rambling email about kinky sex with aliens? That’s what recently happened to me. The only reason I can think of that he would do so is that he...
"Valerie Greene is now between jobs... and other things."
I am running. On the run. Again. My lungs are two loaves of agony in my heaving chest, screaming curses at me with every gasp of air. My legs pump me forward even though they are full of lead and...
"Action rises on our spaceship..."
In the end, I don’t really get to ask Rune too many questions at that time because he distracts me with wet kisses (we’re still in the shower, you see), and then I have my mouth otherwise full for a...
"Adrian finds he has to save Solaria from the humans"
“B,” Bill said as we sat in the utility vehicle. They were parked just outside the food court of the mall. Things had gotten back to normal. Well as usual as they could be with a giant alien spacecraft sitting in...
"It's been nine long days since an alien walked into a bar on Vurn X'lora 15..."
Ugh. Colleagues are the same everywhere.It’s a disillusioning discovery that cattiness, in-fighting, workplace bullying and backstabbing are a thing everywhere in the universe. Even when the boss is a literal bag of slime.I mean, everyone has the kind of colleagues...
"One human and two aliens walk out of a bar on Vurn X'lora 15..."
So the Dryth appear to be Time Lords, or maybe they raided Gallifrey and took the TARDIS with them. In any case, far as I can tell, their ship is much bigger on the inside than it has any right...
"The invasion starts and our heroes help out in a hospital."
There was pandemonium, confusion and mayhem as we tried to exit the confessional booth. Men, women and children were running or hobbling in different directions like ants in an anthill, screaming and shouting. I finally finished stuffing myself away and buttoning...
"Even after three years at her newest job, Valerie hasn't had an encounter quite this close before..."
Ugh. Managers are the same everywhere.Literally, everywhere, in the entire universe.When I was sixteen, I worked at a supermarket as an underpaid check-out girl. One day, the manager, Mr Schwimmer, came into the staff room (five minutes before my shift...
"Even after three years at her newest job, Valerie hasn't had an encounter quite this close before..."
The bathroom is spacious and well-equipped, but stiflingly humid. The smell of what counts as soap and bath foam on this planet itches in my nose. Several translucent, spider-like creatures scuttle around on the slick floor tiles, drawn to the...