Dear Cum – Anonymous

"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."

I know I make this Agony Aunt thing look easy but it isn't. Basically you have to be truly incredible, sort of like Grace Kelly, Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn all rolled into one, with maybe just a dollop of...

Dear Cum – Twinkle

"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."

Dear so called fucking CumGirl bitchI'm furious. Fuming. Livid. I've just spent the last three hours with my wand massager pressed hard against my angry clit in the hope that it will calm me down enough to be able to...

Dear Cum – Besty

"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."

Unfortunately there has been some harrumphing and possibly a bit of a kerfuffle at the use of the word 'saddo' in the first 'Dear Cum'. I do understand that this is inflammatory language of a derogatory nature and that people...

Dear Cum

"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."

Ever since I've been visiting Lushland, I've been inundated on a daily basis with heart-wrenching private messages seeking my advice. Now I have enough problems of my own without having to pay attention to other people's and I have no...