"A woman signs for the new neighbor's package, an indiscreetly wrapped sex toy. But is it the mother's or the daughter's?"
I’m somewhat fuzzy on the exact wording but am familiar with the thrust of the famous phrase, if you’ll pardon my pun. Chekov wrote: “If you have an oversized dildo in the first act, by the second, someone—lips parted, eyes...
"The devil in a denim skirt laughs as I cream my jeans."
I was a damn near high school grad when my paranoid parents decided that I no longer needed to be babysat. By then, the damage had been done.I don’t blame mom and dad for entrusting me in my aunt’s care....
"You never know where continuing education will lead."
Sabrina thought that this painting course would make her feel better. She envisioned walking into the class, picking up a brush, and bam, the huge hole she felt inside her would be filled. She had married young. People told her...
"Ali's much younger brother-in-law arrives, and he's brought some friends with him"
After hearing that Michael was on his way over, Ali and Scott quickly went downstairs to prepare for Michael's arrival. Ali put on a pot of coffee, realizing they didn't have much in the way of food in their brand...
"An ex-fluffer talks about her time making things hard at work."
I was sitting at home one lazy Sunday afternoon, cleaning out some old photo albums. I wanted to digitize some of my old photos for relatives. As I opened one album I didn’t remember, a polaroid fell out when I...
"John and Kate's second meeting heats up."
John sprinted home.Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! he thought to himself as he ran. How did I let things go that far?Now safely back at home, John put his head in his hands and thought about what had just happened. Kate had been shocked when he'd...
"Marriage vows are inevitably... broken."
Prologue … To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part, according to God’s holy ordinance; and thereto...
"The great outdoors, a student, an older man and the thrill of danger makes for a roaring good time."
“You’re kidding.”Nate, my older brother, and usual partner in crime stared at me from his place on his couch. In contrast to my readiness- flawless high ponytail, dark hair contrasted with a white silky scrunchie, expensive hiking pack, brand new boots-...
"A bisexual couple help a couple of confused teenagers discover their bisexuality..."
Chapter 1To most people, they seemed like an average, conservative couple, albeit very good looking, and that's probably why they both got plum jobs at the exclusive private school near the city of Melbourne, Australia. When they saw two jobs...
"My reaction to her undies told her all she needed to know"
I always looked forward to Sunday morning when my youngest, Lulu was a toddler. To give my partner a break, I would take her to a soft play session at the local sports centre. There, she could charge around with...