"A handyman reunites with the gorgeous blond of his dreams"
You might have heard this one. It got me reminiscing about Jenny.A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv."The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes."So, the...
"The old man is falling in love with a shy and beautiful and skinny young woman"
On Saturday morning, I got up at nine o'clock. Laura was already awake and sitting in the kitchen. She was wearing my daughter's bathrobe, which I had handed to her."Good morning Laura," I said. "I hope you're really hungry. Are...
"Lauren and Mikey have been caught in the act! What happens next?"
"Oh my god Lauren! You little slut!" Tanya laughed as Mikey tried to cover his modesty."Sorry!" Lauren replied, staring at her toes. "But I did tell you he was hot.""I suppose he's alright for an older guy." Tanya had a...
"A true story about my Daddy and I surprising each other."
"Is that your little bag of tricks?" He motioned to the little black bag in my hands."No tricks, just a little outfit," I replied."Mmm, well then, go put it on. I can't wait to see it."At this time, Joe and...
"Mature woman offers much more than insurances"
The old man uttered some inarticulate sounds and closed his eyes. She waited a few seconds. When he opened his eyes again, she opened her mouth as wide as she could and showed him her tongue bathed in his cum....
"Lana's long-time crush at the gym, Alison, makes a move on her."
“Jesus…” I couldn’t help but to mutter. No matter how many times I saw her at the gym, I simply couldn’t believe it. I mean I worked out too, but she was different, built like a fucking Greek god. Her...
"At her twins' tennis camp, Bianca makes a friend."
In 1998, Matthieu was twenty-eight and teaching tennis at the Monsanto Country Club in Phoenix, Arizona. A year earlier he had been doing engineering work in the Utah salt flats, a quick but well-paying job for the state's Non-Profit Housing...
"Age differences don't matter when you're in love."
“How can you actually want to be with somebody like me?” she asked.“I...I don't understand,” I answered, looking at her in surprised confusion. “Somebody like you?”She sighed, a sad smile crossing her face. “Well, I mean, just look at me,...
"Maria finds a way to relieve some tension."
“Shit,” Maria said, hissing air through her teeth. “Really? Again?” She spun the steering wheel sharply to the left, took a glance in her side mirror, and finished parking before letting out an exasperated sigh. Her 1999 Ford F-150 had lasted...