"Dean is a teenager living in Rome with a very busy father; he meets a new neighbour."
I was living in what would soon be a paradise lost, but of course I didn't realise this was paradise since it was the present moment, not yet adorned with the aura of past memories.Today was my birthday. My father...
"Elizabeth makes a dramatic return in Quebec City. Torrid sex ensues."
***Who could possibly guess that I would be rejected by girls and be happy to share a milkshake with myself?People often told me that I act very mature for my sixteen candles. Taking a setback in stride is acting like...
"Gaston feels confused between too many girls, but he fulfills a secret fantasy with his sister while living dangerously."
If I were the main character of a cheap novel, at least I’d understand that I’m nothing but a bunch of words written by some blundering fool who is haphazardly trying to write what is supposed to be a good...
"Gaston is home alone when his sister comes home early from a disappointing date."
My parents were not angry with me, quite the opposite. Mother gave me a large plate of roast beef with mashed potatoes. Since it was a weeknight, I was expecting some Jell-O for dessert, but no, she had saved some...
"-or- 'The Slutonium Wave.' Fucking radioactive mutants in the 1950s."
The tethered twin-rotor heliovator dropped in the darkness from the silent Airborne Acropolis with its sole occupant: Sheila-X, the Atomic Slut of the Broad Squad. The first part of her mission, the rescue of Sheila-9, her partner Sheila-27, and the...
"Elizabeth, Gaston and Sophie reach Montreal and they begin a ménage à trois."
On the backseat of the 1952 Chevrolet, Lancelot, his cat fur just as black as the car itself, is purring on Sophie’s lap while Elizabeth quietly drives on the two-lane road under an all-orange sunset. The AM radio is airing...
"The glamorous actress and her young lover are on their way to hear the Easter mass; what could go wrong?"
A gorgeous actress who covers her raven hair with a fancy scarf on a Sunday becomes more than glamorous; she becomes an icon and a white-gloved witch.When Elizabeth tells me, “Today is our spring and I don’t want to share...
Inês was a bit of an exhibitionist. She would often walk with bare legs in front of the plantation workers. The men admired the way she took care of never venturing to a spot near burrows where she might get...
"Elizabeth and her teenage lover spend the night at the motel on Route 2."
Sex with a Scottish brunette is better than reading Macbeth.The motel room is fitted with a small shower, with coral-pink walls offering a multitude of small ceramic tiles, all three-by-three-inch squares in a straight grid pattern. That pink is remarkably...
"After a delightful dinner, the lovebirds take the road and stop at a motel on Route 2."
Once she gets changed, I learn that a girl can wear pants and still be just as adorable, if not more!Elizabeth got cleaned up and changed in record time while I was with my mother on the phone. This was...