She scratched my back with her long sexy nails that she had painted black.
It really hadn’t sunk-in
What she wanted to do with that pumpkin.
Did I mention my wife’s a witch?
Not a bitch, a real-life witch.
I cheated on her last year
When she found out she said, “You will pay my dear”.
A year went by, and I figured, I had nothing to fear, the coast was clear!
Never once thought she would shove a pumpkin…in my rear.
