Sock On My Cock

"Hurry up, but you’ll have to do it again"

Late for work,

I couldn’t get started.

Sat for a shit

But only farted.

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Half hour late

But I punch no clock.

I looked at my feet,

Saw only one sock.

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Could have sworn

I put them both on.

What the fuck,

There’s one on my dong.