Where did he go
That friend of mine
The one that often
Blows my mind
Who can it be
That I am thinking of
My mystery man
Who loves to make love
Don’t know if he’s tall
Or if he is short
If he is hairy
Or has a big wart
All I know
Is how I feel
He always makes it
Oh so real
Whether he loves me alone
Or with several friends
I always enjoy it
Not wanting it to end
So who is this man
Where can he be
My phantom lover
My sweet and sexy mystery
