"Short true story about the fun I got up to while minding my neighbour's house"
My neighbours Tom and Paula were going away on vacation and they asked me to keep an eye on the house for them. I gladly accepted as I wanted to see what their house was like on the inside but...
"Those are the last boxes," said Kyle. Moving into my brother's old apartment is already pathetic enough, but moving in with my brother's old roomate, Hunter, is worse. Ever since Kyle got married it has been awkward living with the...
"Lesbian coeds, but who's the top?"
Some asshole had tried to explain to me, back in April, that the single-room in Waterford was “the size of a postage stamp.” What a lying little bitch.“Oh my god,” Stacy had squealed, “I hear there isn’t even, like, a...
"A golfing holiday turns into many rounds with the wife of an acquaintance"
This is a short story about a long weekend golfing in Spain with my best friend. It is factually true, and something I frequently replay in my mind. When Pete and I left Gatwick for Tenerife, little did we...
"My wife forgot the web-cam was still rolling!"
As I have written in my previous episode, I am a 48 year old guy with just the one fantasy. I was lucky enough to have that fulfilled and made a reality one evening during a skype conversation with my...
"My wife starts to explore her dirtier side"
I've been married for 5 years now and whilst sex with my wife was great we had started to look for alternative ways to turn each other on. My wife, to be quite honest, was a little straight laced when...
"Victoria's Halloween office party takes an interesting turn...."
Despite the fact that my cheating rat of an ex-boyfriend was going to be at the Halloween office party, I still wanted to go. I’d been working particularly hard the past four months to prove to Mr. Dentone that I...
"The young succubus, Leveyla, is soon to go to earth, but first must meet with her Mistress."
If you are offended by demons, foul language, or demon ladies temporarily growing penises for use on other demon ladies, then don't read this. I didn't create the succubus and didn't intentionally infringe upon anything, just wrote what I thought...
"It wasn’t my nerve that I lost."
I heard them chanting over again, “Go ahead- go in there. I bet you won’t do it.” They were supposed to be my friends, but every Halloween they dared me to go into the old Stanworth Street warehouse. It’s not...
