There were three hours left before Rich clocked out of work. I have been bored all day, doing nothing but sleep and eat on my day off. I decided to FaceTime him.
“Sexy bum, your cam is off.”
The sheets on the bed rustled when I shifted.
“Rich, my phone’s facing down.”
“Okay. What are you doing?”
“I’m holding something long and hard in bed.”
“Which toy?”
“Not a toy. It’s Ben & Jerry’s -“
“Wait, what?!”
The inflection in his voice was evident. I giggled.
“One lick at a time.”
“Sophie, don’t you dare!”
In fifteen minutes, he was home.