The union of Elf workers Local 6969 has signed a new five year contract with the Claus Industries with the option to extend the terms for a second five year period commencing immediately at conclusion of the first segment. Estimated production increases to be at least five percent per year under current trends.
The female Elf workers guild has issued a new pamphlet titled “Sexual Conduct Guidelines for Fair Treatment of Female Elves Amended Christmas 2017.
Holly Sweetbum, the Local president at large has confirmed the new agreement and urges all Elves to use caution in forming relationships with human supervisors and proper use of prevention methods to reduce unwanted pregnancy during the working season. She has advised that there will be strict enforcement of the female Elf deportation program to banish all unauthorized Elf pregnancies to the human world with loss of all Elf benefits.
Beginning tomorrow at 0001 hours, all female Elves will wear the sperm resistant undies designed by Santa’s niece, Mistress Mistletoe at all times and will refrain from displaying bare bottoms to any male humans at all times.
The following female Elves have been notified of eminent banishment to the human world within twenty-four hours according to paragraph 21 of the new contract.
Irene Tinytits Resident number 000678 (18 Christmas’s old)
Doreen Roundcheeks Resident number 000556 (19 Christmas’s old)
Maisie Deepthroat Resident number 000488 (20 Christmas’s old)
Irene and Doreen are with child and will be given stipends for the first year. Maisie is not pregnant, but has been proven to be a time waster of the worse sort constantly using her mouth to slow down the male Elf workers during the Christmas season. She is a danger to production quotas and must be banished with the other two backsliders.
Remember the new 2017 North Pole slogan and use it often when temptation is in the neighborhood.
“Production is more important than pleasure for all true Elves.”
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Maisie had the sense that she was being unfairly treated by being included with the deportation of the other two female Elves. In her opinion, Irene and Doreen were common sluts. They were the sort of Elf that would spread their legs for any male Elf possessed with an itch to get a piece of Elf ass. In fact, Doreen was even more at fault because her weakness for humping humans was well-documented both on video and in written statements by witnesses. In her behalf, it could be the fault of her mixed blood with her father being a full human with a yen to screw any female Elf in close proximity. The only reason he was still at the North Pole was his skill in designing new toys for the youthful receivers of Santa’s presents. His housekeeper was Doreen’s mother and she was to all extents and purposes, a spouse. However, the fact that the 1997 ratified contract prohibited matrimony between humans and Elves in a misguided attempt to keep production levels steady.
Her supervisor knew that Maisie was not the sort of Elf that would fool around with humans, but she was a well-known cock-sucker that slowed the hard-working male Elves down in their daily chores. Every time one of the horny Elves stopped to fill Maisie’s mouth with their Elf package, another toy was lost on the production line and that was not good for the reputation of the North Pole efficiency. Her married supervisor regretted the necessity of reporting Maisie to the work ethics committee, especially since he was a constant user of Maisie’s delightful oral skills. Unfortunately, his wife was suspicious of his enthusiasm for being at work on time and made the correct assumption that some loose as a goose female Elf was trespassing on her male property.
The three girls were transported to the Alaska transportation hub for further travel all the way down to San Francisco.
That place was so weird that the girls would probably fit in without many questions because the locals were more afraid of being considered close-minded than possessed with normal common sense.
Doreen and Irene shared a room right over on North Beach and found that the hippie surfers were so spaced out that they just thought the girls were “Little People” on a vacation and gave them both plenty of loving in the midnight hours.
Maisie was glad she had decided to stay down near Chinatown because it was a lot more central and she was able to make lots of extra money tending a “Glory Hole” spot near the Mission area that didn’t care what you looked like as long as your tongue was skilled in certain activities.
Sometimes, the depraved perverts on the other side of the thin wall would put their other ends up to the opening and she knew they wanted their brown eyes rimmed. It was sort of gross to her, but the two credits meant a full night’s lodging and she just closed her eyes and pretended it was some pretty girl’s snatch looking for a friendly tongue.
One night, a huge black cock was shoved thru the hole and she thought it was a joke because nobody could possibly be that big. After a few licks, she saw that it was just another horny dude needing oral assistance and she got to work despite the fact it was difficult to wrap her lips around the circumference of the shaft in front of her. She worked on the sides until it was lathered up with her spit real good and then she licked the end like it was a lollipop of her favorite flavor…Cherry.
The groans and moans from the other side showed the man was enjoying his two credit blow job a lot more than most and she was glad she was slightly out of line when his long creamy spurts shot out and decorated the other wall with large gobs of cum that slowly dribbled down to the dirty floor like some fantasy from a horror story in an xxx video. She hastened outside to see what the client looked like, but he had already disappeared into the mob of porn users crowding the aisles.
That next Saturday night, she was accosted by a pair of dark-skinned Oakland gang members for complimentary sex and decided that running might be her only option.
“You boys don’t belong in Chinatown. Please go back across the Bay and make a mess in your own territory.”
They got the message right away and didn’t start anything with him because the black belt was all they needed to see to understand the odds were not in their favor.
She visited the other two girls just to see how they were doing and discovered that they had fallen in with a religious group that found the girls unique in their innocent sinful lust-driven attitudes and they were subjected to relentless efforts to “fix” their misguided ways. Fortunately, Maisie looked more human than Elf and she avoided any attention from the cult-like group.
Since the job at the Glory Hole was in the middle of a dangerous area, she took the Chinese gentleman’s advice and moved to an apartment with a fire escape right in the center of Chinatown and managed to blend in despite her non-Asian appearance.
The gentleman with the black belt was called Mister Han and he seemed to receive respect from almost all the general Chinese public in the area. She figured it had to do with the lessons he gave daily on self-defense using only his hands and feet as weapons.
When Maisie determined he was not married and had no special girlfriend, she created a circumstance in which he was brought face to face with her need for sex and he did not disappoint her in the slightest.
She knew that her only weak point was the pointed ears that stood out like a signal to strangers that she was not a run of the mill young female with little interest in the world around her. She decided to follow Mister Han’s advice and went to the free clinic to get a chit to get reconstructive surgery to round off their unusual shape. In only a couple of months, she removed the temporary bandages and looked into the mirror at a 100% female human form with no trace of her non-human traits.
Mister Han told her, “You must remember, little treasure, that you are unique and bring your divine goodness with you when you grant your favors to some lucky man.”
She pressed her lips tighter around Mister Han’s thick shaft and her impatience caused him to shoot copious lines of cream prematurely straight down her throat like a schoolboy caught unawares. It was delicious to her because he was the nicest gentleman she had ever met and his anal love-making was precious beyond belief.
The first floor of her building was primarily used for gambling purposes and she often heard the shouting and sounds of scuffling as some losers were not gracious in their defeat. Elves were notorious gamblers willing to bet on almost any silly premise just because it was in their elusive nature. She was the exception to the rule and it was because she had seen how the gambling had so disappointed her mother and caused her to lose her dignity in the bargain. Maisie had sworn that she would never go down that route because she did not like to be obligated to surrender her favors for any reason other than her own free will.
She had been with Mister Han almost a year now and her sensitive back door throbbed with desire for his beautiful cock. He never minded her promiscuous little traps to get him to couple with her in so many varied ways. It was a source of amusement to him and in a way she lived to serve his need for sex like a convenient tool at his disposal. Maisie worked in the next door restaurant now and refused to have sex with anyone else than Mister Han because he satisfied all of her carnal desires. She had become an expert on the special Chinese dishes and sometimes filled in when the kitchen was short a cook for the dinner rush period. Her knowledge of the language was steadily improving and her pronunciation was almost spot on when she answered a question from one of the visiting guests from the Chinese mainland.
She was in the kitchen when the Immigration and Naturalization police came in to check the documents of the workers.
A couple of the workers were caught without authorization to be in the country and the officer-in-charge was interested in Maisie because she was able to translate for them when the workers did not understand their questions.
They hadn’t checked her papers because she looked about as American as every other normal young Caucasian girl except for the fact she spoke Chinese and her eyes were a little odd and her ears looked a little unusual like they had been modified for her to fit into the background.
The officer’s name was Mike Thomas and he offered Maisie a job as a translator for their Chinatown contingent. The fact that she also spoke Spanish meant that she would be used often in weeding out the illegal aliens in the city.
The entire attitude of San Francisco had changed after the recent riots and now the city official were solidly behind the Federal task force that swept the city periodically to remove all undocumented persons from the country. Of course, most of them were Hispanic and all they had to do was to put them on a bus to Tijuana on the other side of the border. The recently built wall was a great success and the only way Spanish speaking aliens got into the country was under the ground in tunnels dug just for that purpose as well as for the smuggling of illegal drugs.
The Chinese worker connection was mostly for young women brought in for the sex trade.
They seldom spoke English and worked in the massage parlors, the escort mills, and the nail and pedicure spas that catered to up-scale females. The authorities often looked the other way because the general public was not entirely at odds with the system providing popular services at bargain prices providing crime was kept at a minimal level.
Maisie was hopeful her connection was not advertised because the last thing she wanted was attention that might ask the question,
“Exactly where did you come from, young lady?”
