My darling, my vibrator
How I adore thee
You love me and please me
Make me weak in the knees
I never not come
When I RSVP
For my orgasm is always
Very much… guaranteed
See whether it’s a Lelo, Jimmy Jane
Or Hitachi
My lovely lovely toys
Never dump me
So while my lover has jumped
And I am all alone
My sweet sweet pussy
Will continue to hump
So here’s to my plug in
Always around and ready to play
And my twice daily orgasms
You give me each day
