So much has been made of natural selection
And the ladies on Lush cause many erections
Now I’m content with what I have
And loving her won’t cause rehab
I dream of her as much as sex
And worry about what comes next
To have her beside me is all that I need
She’s hotter than the stories that I’m here to read
Back in my wild and wicked days I thought that I knew more than I did
And I thought women were here to do as I bid
Caused me much pain, I’m not one to kid
But memories of a misspent youth
Have now passed, I’ve found your truth
