"Driving is way more interesting when there are Hens nearby."
Ryan could think of better places to be on a Friday evening than idling in the middle lane of motorway rush hour. Face first in the pussy of Mya/Naya or whatever the hell she was called from the other night...
"As is the law, I have been granted 1000 words to exonerate myself. I intend to use every one."
I stand before you, the jury, accused of a heinous crime, and extend my apologies in advance if this account appears somewhat graphic. But I assure you the level of detail is necessary to provide context that will allow you...
"Spicing up her workout with some power play."
I know you're in love with my curvy arse, especially the way my cheeks rise and fall in sequence with each revolution of the exercise bike pedals. The taut skin casts barely a ripple in the black yoga pants, save...
"When there’s no time to reach the bedroom."
Ever since you allowed me to go down on you, I've been smitten by your pussy. Especially when wet, like now. Ordinarily averse to “the 'C' word” the cuss falls freely from behind smudged lipstick as you beg me to...
"Does the rich client hold the key to Rebecca’s future?"
The woman stared up from the recliner at the study's ceiling tiles, their geometry an irritating counterpoint to the tumbling thoughts beneath her silver bob. Consternation creased her exquisitely manicured eyebrows. "Surely one should not behave in such a manner,...
"Tonight, this is how much I miss you"
I'm standing alone. Another hotel room, another day away from you, courtesy of this fucking job. Tonight of all nights I loathe the dinner-for-one lifestyle and glass of Chablis. Well alright, half a bottle now: needs must. No, I want...
"Indulging in the charms of a virtual stranger leads to more than he bargained."
The game always took place on the outer rim of the scorched city. An abandoned manufacturing facility long since left to decay by the authorities, far enough out that it was deemed too costly to demolish or protect from squatters,...
"The woman with the glow faces the past she kept secret"
At first I thought I'd imagined her aura from across the room simply because she was heart-stoppingly beautiful. Blamed a product of too many movie moments in my head: the slow-motion swish of her charcoal plait and an orchestral swell...
"When something seems too good to be true, there's always a catch."
Green lasers pierced the club, sweeping and jumping, refracted from the thick dry ice, forming myriad swirling shapes and patterns to the relentless beat. The bass was suffocating, filling every square millimetre not occupied by hot, sweaty, happy, grinding bodies....
"My name is Ryan Noble and I have a gift money can't buy: I understand women."
There's a common misconception that the female of our species is illogical. Taken at the macro, day-to-day level that may appear the case, but over time they are actually the most logical creatures on Earth. With logic comes predictability. And...