"Hailey introduces her friends to her boyfriend, then things get steamy."
“What are you smiling like a doofus for?” my friend Jasmine asked.I looked up from my phone. “Huh? Nothing, no reason,” I said, putting my phone face down on my bed.“Okay, so this Odysseus guy is a real dick, right?...
"Aubrey and Geoff go to the movies, but Aubrey can't keep her hands to herself."
“What can I get you?” the acne-riddled teenager behind the counter asked. Aubrey looked at me, waiting for my response.“Whatever you want, go nuts,” I smiled.“We want a giant bucket of popcorn, a bag of Sour Patch Kids, a small...
"Dad keeps an eye on me at my new job."
I woke up with a sore jaw and a crick in my neck. It was a record number of clients for me at the glory hole last night. I lost track of the official count, but it was over twenty....
"Hailey gets caught speeding and works her way out of a ticket."
I was driving home from getting my hair done thinking of my sexy black neighbor Mr. Chapman. I showed up to my appointment late because of traffic and almost had to give up my spot, but the appointment after me...
"A man gets lost in the woods and receives help (and head) from a fairy."
So there I was, backpacking through Europe like every other early twenty-something, when lo-and-behold I got myself lost. That’s pretty normal for me. Ever since I was a kid, I got easily distracted by the most mundane things in the...
"Aubrey lets Geoff do his thing while she's on the phone."
A few days ago I had a surprise encounter with the hottest girl I’d ever seen. Up until that encounter, I had never met her. We passed each other in the halls, but didn’t take any classes together, so I...
"Gabbie gets approval from her dad."
“So, uhhh… that happened,” I said.“Yup,” my dad replied.We sat in silence for a moment, both staring out the window at the hood of his truck. He shifted into gear and pulled out of the parking lot of the sex...
"A busty redhead showers with her black neighbor."
“Oh. My. GOD. You have to tell us everything!” Courtney said as I returned home wearing Mr. Chapman’s sweatpants and t-shirt looking like I had just run a marathon.“I plead the fifth,” I said, heading into my closet to change...
"A college guy meets his dream girl in the coed showers."
When I heard the college I got accepted to still had coed dorms, I was pumped. Not only because that meant I’d live close to some potentially hot girls, but also because hopefully, I’d get to see them naked in...
"An athlete refrains from sex, his girlfriend takes matters into her own hands."
My entire body ached from a brutal practice. NCAA division one finals were this weekend, and my coach put us through the wringer to toughen us up before the big game. I planned on spending the evening with my girlfriend...