Member: Tuppie
Happy Family
"A happy ‘family,’ start their own swingers club…"
When Martin’s parents got divorced, he was sixteen. Without hesitation, Martin elected to live with Alf, his father. Alf had always been a fun-loving, gregarious individual, whom Martin adored. In the preceding years before the divorce, everyone knew that Alf...
Promenade
"Meeting a godlike creature turns into an unforgettable night, with a ‘boereseun’(agricultural/peas)"
On my six-weekly visits to Cape Town, I mostly stayed at a beautiful, old-worldly hotel in Sea Point, on a beautiful promenade. Let me explain the word, ‘mostly.’ Please bear in mind that Cape Town is in the southern hemisphere...
Black Russian
"Mary loved rough men and cocktails. One night, she got both…"
Mary loved visiting a rough bar close to the docks. The men frequenting the place invariably appealed to her. Mary was average-looking, but had two puppies in her blouse that usually drove the men she preferred wild with lust. Large as...
Cousin Calamity
"My least favourite uncle and cousins coerce me into hot and steamy incest…"
I grew up in a predominantly blue-collar Catholic family back in the sixties and seventies. My father was one of thirteen children. Nine of them were male, and the other four sisters. Strangely, all four sisters lived far away, and...
The College Nerd
"A masterclass in irony, as the college nerd becomes the college stud…"
Japhta was the college nerd. He was lanky and slightly skanky. Although Japhta did not pong too severely, it was clear that deodorant and showering did not form part of daily routine, and most girls were put off by him....
Manservant
"Luxury often comes at a high and strange price…"
There are defining moments in life that I am sure we all look back on and remember. The day I was hitchhiking and a car stopped to give me a ride, would become the most defining moment of my life....
Dumb Jock
"Although magnificence initially came at an unpleasant cost, ultimately, it was well-worth it."
Helios was a really dumb jock, and to use an old British expression relating to a lack of intelligence, ‘he was as thick as two planks.’ He was, however, also the finest tribute to masculine perfection one would ever see....
How I Became A Homo
"Darius gets converted when he spends the weekend in the police cells…"
I was never homophobic. I had a laidback attitude to life as a young man and had a 'que sera, sera,' attitude to life. After I turned sixteen, I did have a few sexual encounters with girls and had even...