Nowhere Man

"A chance meeting catapults me out of obscurity…"

Growing up, my social life had always been non-existent. I was always the smallest guy in class and at school, even the girls towered over me. As an adult, I only attained the pathetic height of five-foot-four-inches tall. Added to...

A Fuckin’ Good Holiday

"A life-changing and very erotic vacation experience…"

A year after starting my first job, I decided to take a break. It had been a stressful year and being a junior in the law firm that had employed me, I had really been put through the mill. Truthfully,...

Greek Dessert

"Gikas was a dirty ogre but a great fuck…"

After graduation, I rented an apartment from an octogenarian couple, the Williams’. They were a family of breeders, as I will explain. Mr. and Mrs. Williams had five children. Their eldest daughter who had married a Greek had five children....

Deon’s Dad

"A blast from the past transforms my life…"

Back in the nineteen sixties, when I was a kid, all the PC (politically correct) crap that infests the world today simply didn’t exist. In those days, if a kid was stupid, as many of us were, people simply accepted...

Naked Truth

"Hank loved the naked truth…"

In the new apartment block that James moved to, he met his neighbour Hank, on the second afternoon as he was parking his car in the communal garage under the building. Hank was getting off his motorbike as introductions were...

The Handyman

"A story about a randy handyman…"

I was always incredibly shy. At twenty-one, I had missed out on more encounters that I could care to mention. I was sure that if a shrink got hold of me he would find the deep-seated reason for my affliction,...

Bavarian Break

"My organic and orgasmic visit to Germany…"

If you are not familiar with this term Woofer, it is basically an acronym for Worldwide Opportunities on Organic Farms. I know that many would associate it with the word ‘Woof,’ referring to hairy gay bears and cubs, etcetera. Please,...

Knob Polisher

"Wesley becomes the knob polisher for three straight guys at college…"

When I arrived at college, I shared a room in the residence with Tully. Our dorm was at the end of the passage and in the room across from us, Abel and Seb were accommodated. Tully, Seb, and Abel instantly...

Trey’s Obsession

"Trey loved them ugly and hung…"

Trey was well above average looking. In fact, he was fucking gorgeous. His most striking feature was his copper coloured hair, a tone which hairdressers were totally incapable of replicating. His lithe, well-proportioned body was almost totally hairless, except for...

Calypso Rhythm

"Jenny discovers that calypso rhythms are very much to her liking…"

Ending a relationship is never easy. PJ, Peter-John, was fundamentally a really nice guy. He was above average looking and the personification of charm. She, however, was equally stunning and therefore, opinions were shared about their good looks. As a...