"Three Men In Pain. One hides it by laughter, the other through rage, the last through quiet. They share their stories with one another."
Three men sat around the fire while the fourth trekked for water. They were miles from anything, save each other and the sanctity of the location.The first was speaking, “I was angry, probably more than anything else. It wasn’t just...
"Sometimes, an idea is so bad you have to see it through to its natural conclusion."
“ULTRA HOT VINTAGE PORNO SHORTS FROM THE 20’S TO THE 70’S” advertised the DVD case. The text is superimposed over a black-and-white image of a woman lying on her stomach. She looks to be holding a phone in one hand,...
"It's a Black Day Miracle. You Know Black Day Right? Meh, no problem I explain it here. Also based on true-ish events."
As far as back as I can remember I never liked Valentine’s Day, I can’t remember not dreading it. From elementary school spending an inordinate amount of time writing out those stupid cards, I didn’t want to buy cards to...
"A scene from every slasher movie ever gets turned on its head."
The blood called out to me. Two foolish youths made the mistake of trespassing on my hunting grounds. No doubt hoping for a private Valentine's Day amorous retreat to the woods. I could hear their laughter and plans before they...
"A killer's spring break triggers something he never expected."
While the destination of my diatribe is delightfully demonstrable, the debut is devilishly difficult to discern. I shall however, endeavor to begin, after all, if I do decide to begin elsewhere, I can kill everyone who read it out of...
"City woman attends a festival at a ghost town, and finds herself part of a graveyard orgy"
Visible steam rose from a porcelain cup of coffee as Chloe tried to sip at it, burning her tongue in the process. She got her coffee first, while her friend, Sylvia got an iced-mocha-chai-latte with almond milk. Chloe hated when...
"A young woman living in a lower class tenement building finds something new."
Stadtluft macht frei, the words of the older man reverberated through Abigail’s head as they had done countless times, but today they meant more. Stadtluft macht frei, according to the old man, it was a law from medieval Germany, where...
"Emperor Thrinklebopple of USA takes an Empress and they have sex. You gonna eat that burger?"
The Tale of Emperor Wallace ThrinkleboppleThe weather was warm and the sky was clear as an unmarked white van drove into the town square. A figure emerged from the driver's side; he was dressed in an opulent uniform consisting of...
"A lustful encounter on a time-traveler's journey home."
You’re currently reading a manuscript of Jack Waters. Upon mentioning that name, one of two things probably went through your mind.Either:Who the hell is Jack Waters?Or:The Jack Waters? He’s a legend!In the first case, give it a few years, then...
"The Fucking Plague comes and goes."
As he walked across mostly barren streets, Jim ruminated on his current situation. The corpses left behind by the plague had mostly been either cleaned up or rotted into nothing. Used to be you could hardly pass a region without...