"I caught her with her hand in her cookie jar"
I was out of town on business when my wife called, saying she had an emergency with her mom and had to leave town. She told me our niece would come by and take care of the dogs until I...
"Mom's friend spills the beans on her marriage"
I have been living with my mother for a few years now. I had to move back in to care for her. It's not too bad. She stays up all night and then sleeps until two in the afternoon, but...
"Our favorite waitress had just asked me to be her hall pass, and I would be a fool to pas this up."
My wife was overseas on business for a couple of weeks. I tried to keep out of trouble by puttering around the house, but after a few days, I was getting stir-crazy. I decided to go out and visit a...
"I wondered if she would be interested in joining and making it a sextet."
The events from the previous night were a bit fuzzy. I didn't really remember much after calling Dad a pussy. When I woke up Sunday morning, still on the mattress in the guest bedroom, someone's arm was draped over me....
"The cat is out of the bag."
I saw the flare of a cigar in the darkness behind Mom and Beth's seats. Dad's face glowed red as he took a long draw from his cigar. An ear-to-ear smile was visible on his face. He had been peeing...
"Mom and Beth's plan for a special night for their men goes ary."
Beth and I were awakened by her phone buzzing.She answered, "Hello, Bob.""Good morning, hun," Bob replied. "You've probably heard that we'll be home around five.""I'll be here when you get in." Beth slipped when she responded, saying here."Um. If you're...
"Mom plots to get Beth some of the action."
It's been about a month since that weekend with Mom. She and I were playing it safe because Dad wasn't working overtime, so he could make most of my practices and games. The other reason Mom had been keeping me...
"Kay's mother discovers our secret."
Kay and I got married while we were in Vegas—you know, one of those tacky roadside wedding chapels where fat Elvis gives the vows. We loved every minute of it. I promised Kay that I'd plan a real honeymoon for...
"Mother and son continue to explore their new found pastime"
On Sunday, I was going to mow the lawn and then help Mom clean out the garden, but by sheer luck, one of Dad's buddies called to ask if he could go golfing. Dad stood there with his phone in his hand,...
"Blame it on TikTok"
Normally, I would have driven to school, but it was my last football season, and I chose to ride my bike instead for the extra workout. I rode my bike home from high school after football practice Friday night, covered...