The Tale Of Captain Blackheart And The Squirting Siren
"A horny mermaid travels to the surface and finds her match aboard a pirate ship."
Deep in the Pacific Ocean, Swirlia Sea Angel tenderly raked her long flowing hair with a hermit crab. She sighed, setting the sweet animal down and thanking him with a nod and a wink. The crab waved his tiny claw...