"The tree hunt took a lustful turn."
It was about nine-thirty on Saturday morning when my wife and I entered the local orchard. It was several hundred acres of all sorts of vegetables, fruits, and other assorted growth. I'd been coming to this place since I was...
"This cruise would either make me or break me as an anal slut."
I arrived at the dock parking lot, about ten minutes before six. Grandpa's car was already there, so I knew we would be getting to work right away. As I walked the pier, I noticed that there were already four...
"Our story changes from lust to love in an evening"
I pulled into Jackie's parking lot and headed up the stairs like a man possessed, and clearly, I was. I stood at the door for a moment to catch my breath after the sprint up the steps, and the most...
"It was Friday before the cruise that I came to enjoy female partners."
I slept well Thursday night into Friday morning and woke feeling ready to tackle the day. I showered and ate before heading to the hardware store for a little physical labor. I walked in the door about fifteen minutes early,...
"Our mutual desires continue to grow."
We woke to the sounds of a plow again, but this time it was pushing slush off the road. I checked the time, and it was about one am, so I sat up to see the road conditions. The street...
"The best examination I've ever had."
It was my annual Renal sonogram to check for abnormalities in my kidneys. There was a family history of kidney cancer, so this was a simple and non-invasive way to check. I had been going to the same office for...
"Our winter wonderland continues and so does the great sex."
We dozed again and woke to bright sunlight streaming through the front window. I slipped out of bed to pee, and Jackie whispered, "What time is it?"I replied, "I have no idea, and it doesn't matter anyway, look outside." while...
"A night of terrible weather introduces two people to their soulmates."
It was a cold winter afternoon at the office, and I was glad that I worked indoors. One of those days that's not quite cold enough for snow, so any precipitation would likely be rain or sleet.The ladies that worked...
"It seemed like a normal Halloween until everything went sideways."
It was another busy Halloween afternoon for me and my wife, Jill. We loved the holiday but did so much for it over the years that it was now expected. She would decorate the inside of the house and me...
"The day started shittily."
I woke with a headache, and everything following suffered as a result. My workout was half-hearted at best, and my morning bloodwork appointment was delayed. The tech hit my vein but accidentally pushed through, causing a twinge of pain to...