"Ben’s not the Messiah — he’s a very naughty boy!"
“How do you like my wife’s cunt, boy?” Patrick growled in Ben’s ear, giving his left buttock a fifth spank. His hips thrust forward, with nowhere for the shockwave to go other than into Smita since Ben’s cock was still...
"Ben falls for the irresistible allure of his married professor."
Green hedges flashed past the passenger window, occasional gaps and gates giving Ben glimpses of the fields of Warwickshire, the distant trees rendered grey by the March rain. Really not much to keep his attention from Smita’s wedding ring, glinting...
"Can Chas and Dave fuck their way through a plane full of insatiable futas before it crashes?"
“Enough is enough! I ’ave ’ad it with these motherfuckin’ trouser snakes on this motherfuckin’ plane!” Chas—only her mum called her Charlotte—spat the words out in a spray of cum the moment the tenth cock in as many minutes slid...
"Some boys like to be pretty in dresses. Some boys like to be kinky in messes. Jamie likes both."
“Close your eyes.”Jamie obeyed, fiddling with one of the silk bows at his waist. The tiles were cool through his knee-high socks, making him wish he hadn’t removed his shoes as he listened to the approaching glock, glock of Sunil’s...
"If this is your first time watching Fight Club, you HAVE to fuck."
“We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world,” I said, grinning knowingly.“We are?” The wrinkles of confusion above Danny’s elegant nose, marring his usually confident face, instantly took the wind from my sails.“You know – Fight Club.”“Oh, the movie,...
"The horny demon-god of lust awakens — everyone is completely fucked!"
As the sun set around the world that day, no one could have known that it would be the last dusk the species Homo sapiens would ever see.Least of all me, who did not have the privilege of witnessing it,...
"Lost in a labyrinth with Nazis and the demonic Children of Baphomet — Chris is utterly fucked!"
For the second time in less than a week, I woke up in a different location to where I had lost consciousness.Far less comfortable than the previous awakening, this time, I lay on bare, uneven rock. At least it's warm, I...
"Satanist nuns spice up a papal election with a Satanic orgy in the Sistine Chapel."
“Bastard!” Sister Geraldine exclaimed, as she let the lifeless corpse drop to her feet.“What’d he do?” asked Sister Melanie, yanking her own knife from her victim and wiping the blade on her habit.“Prick spurted all over my wimple!” came the...
"Sometimes, spelling really does matter."
“FUUUCKK!!!”Both women came together, squirting into the candlelit pentangle to conclude the eight-hour black mass. Sulphuric smoke billowed out, and a huge, red figure appeared in the centre.“Hail Satan!” Tara began. “We–”“Ho! Ho! Ho!” the figure intoned.“What? Give me the...
"How could she improve her annual snowman?"
“Sixteen’s a bit old for this, isn’t it?”“It’s tradition, Mum. Every winter it snows, I make a snowman.”“Very nice, dear. I’m going inside.”Alone, she took the final item from her coat and fixed it in place, then stood back, admiring...