In the year sixteen hundred and forty twoLoaded down with kegs of rumSailed a powerful pirate shipIt’s name was Ropes of Cum, boys,It’s name was Ropes of Cum. Her Captain was Red LizzyNo one knew where she was fromShe ran the...

She has no shame.  None whatsoever. It’s been replaced with confidence and a touch of cruelty. “Strip.” She snaps her fingers, expecting – requiring – quick obedience, never mind that the curtains are pulled back and the room is well lit...

Focus.She tastes like lemon tart. Must remember to tell Lizzy.Focus.She’s gorgeous and that’s not me seeing the world through rainbow colored glasses.  She really is. Tall, blonde, athletic.  She would have fit right in on the women’s volleyball team.Focus. It’s been...

(First entry from the Diary of V.Dorofeyev, translated from the original Slavic by O.Delacroix)i.With the help of Pavel and Yngvild, I was able to close the portal, sealing the cavern behind us before we were driven mad.  Even now, a...