Working It In – Chapter Two

"After a wife catches her husband with his pants down, she restrains his desire."

For two days after the wife had walked in on Tanya pulling her strap-on out of my ass and me with my jizz all over my face, it had been absolute silence in our house – a cold front of...

Working It In

"A nubile, young houseguest opens the back door to a world of pain ..."

When the wife and I went out of town, we hired Tanya, the college girl from down the street who babysat our kids occasionally, to housesit and take care of our dog. Tanya was twenty, maybe twenty-one, and built, as...

Jackoffs and Douchebags

"Payback's a bitch - with a strap-on."

I got shit for brains. – Nervous Eaters, 1986 Josh was a mistake. Victoria knew it when she saw him walk in, swaggering across the floor toward the bar like he owned the place, looking around to see if anybody...

His Mother’s Best Friend

"On the day of his mother's funeral, a young man spends some quality time with her best friend."

“You’re only 29, gotta lot to learn. But when your Mommy dies, she will not return.”The Sex Pistols, 1977 On the day Daniel Congress buried his mother, it rained like hell. Absolute buckets. The morning had broken bright and clear,...