"I finally become aware of my girlfriend's mother."
Mandy was my first real girlfriend. We had been together since our mid-teens and now we were having problems. Or to be more precise, I was having a problem with her reluctance to go all the way. We would spend...
"Some middle-aged women don't realise how gorgeous they are"
“You’re here again,’ said Elise. She was tall and slim and so pale-skinned that, with her straight black hair, you had to concentrate to see her as being of distant African origin. But since black people consider anyone with even...
"Getting my church friend into bed took a while, but..."
The first time I went to the little church in Georgetown, Guyana, I felt more than a little out of place. There were only about twenty people there and they all clearly knew one another. All but two of them...
"My shy, naive blogging buddy cuts loose"
I had just started blogging, which is a great way of getting your thoughts out there if no one wants to pay you for it. I had set myself up as a down-to-earth cookery guy, keeping things simple and cheap,...
"Two lovely sisters and i can't make up my mind"
Lin and Amanda were sisters who ran a small bakery in Paramaribo, the capital of Suriname. They were of Korean origin but had lived in the US and spoke good English. The multicultural society of Paramaribo included large numbers of...
"I meet two lovely ladies on holiday"
I was just leaving the posh supermarket, having paid over the odds for a whole range of things from milk to organic broccoli. They got away with it because this was an affluent part of the island and also midway...
"A tourist and I come to an arrangement about his wife"
It was the kind of Caribbean island where rich Americans came to retire. Don’t ask me where they got their money from; I thought everybody was struggling these days, but apparently not. So, you’d see these old couples around the...
"Dowdy, prim, but it's what's inside a woman that counts"
The worlds of love and porn are obsessed with beauty, or that modern catch-all adjective: hot. If you’re not good looking and sexy in a conventional way, you’re nothing. That is particularly unfair to women who are neither blessed with...
"Watching each other for hours told them all they both wanted the same thing: asslicking."
I missed the early ferry by half an hour and the next one wasn’t till 1:30, so I settled down for a three hour wait. “Settled down” isn’t really accurate, in fact, because the only vacant seat was in the...
"Never underestimate a mature woman"
Val was a nice, ordinary woman. She wouldn't mind me saying that, because she said it to me in the first place. She had been describing herself on a dating site, her second or third message to me.It was an...