Me Marlowe, you Jane.

"... and then she sashayed into my life"

I want to be your ‘Bogey’ man Wry wisecracks and chiseled chin I want to be your ‘Bogey’ man Rye whiskey and boyish grin. I could be your private eye And you, Bacall in satin gown I could be your...

PP

"Inspired by a friend who called her vagina a peepee"

Pamela was a princess Prim and proper was her style Pickiness personified Perfection made her smile. She knew the proper people Played polo (always won) Putting people in their places Was Pam’s idea of fun. Her suitor, Peter Perrin (A...

BOOM I slink back in my room but I know it’s too soon and catch the whiff of the fume Of my earlier doom. She’s left a note on the doona “That’s life” is her tune and my head just...

An unexpected gift (Part 1)

"Tastier than chocolate strawberries."

It’s a special day – your birthday perhaps, I tell you a few days before that we’ll be going out ...”Somewhere nice, so wear something you feel really good in – something sexy might be good.” I suggest with a...