The Fountain of Youth

"A courtesan is hired by a father as a 21st bday present for his virgin son"

I had a semi-regular client named Jonathan. He was in his early fifties, and kept himself fit and smelling pretty good (those things matter, trust me). His wishes were pretty vanilla – i.e., he’d hire me for a couple of...

Middle Man

"True tales of a retired courtesan."

Much as I respect the wit and wisdom of the Urban Dictionary, there are actually a few more variations than that, which I’ll get into. The MMF (or, as it’s generally written if its option number one above, MFM) was not...

The Unicorn

"I'm a former escort trying to write a book about my experiences and hoping for feedback!"

“Unicorn: a common swinging term used in the community to refer to a single female interested in meeting other couples. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said females. By no means derogatory but quite the opposite, a...