White Americano

"Coffee with a kick!"

In the coffeeshop, I find a table while he orders. Like at the famous chain, here they take your name and call you when your drinks are ready.A few minutes later, the barista shouts out, 'Cappuccino for Dom! White Americano...

The Girl On The Train To Tirano

"A man gets a helping hand from his wife and a beautiful stranger"

My husband Graeme and I watched, fascinated, as the astoundingly pretty girl sitting opposite us on the train to Tirano nestled into her boyfriend's shoulder, her tongue delicately probing the little plastic carton, chasing the last of the Nutella from...

History

"I refuse to learn from my history, so I am condemned to repeat it."

On one of those heritage-washed-down-with-a-cream-tea sort of days out, showing visiting pals a local castle, I spy you wandering around the ruins with your own group of friends. I hadn't expected to see you here, but the history between us...

Ranger

"'Fuck me if I wasn't at work, in a car park, with a virtually naked woman...'"

This is the story of a recent sexual experience I had, that was rather unusual because it happened with a total stranger, and while I was at work. I work as a mountain ranger, which probably sounds more exciting than...

Word Games

"Early morning stimulation"

It's 6.30 am and I am wide awake, as I usually am at this time. I have always been a lark, and these days because of my insomnia I wake up earlier than ever. I am sitting up in bed...

Glut

"A woman grows some very unusual produce"

On the allotment, the courgettes just kept coming. I'd cooked them in every conceivable way, but still, they grew. Luckily there's always one use a girl can make of something seven or eight inches long and six inches round.I gained...

Ten Thousand Halloweens

"I have to leave by midnight"

"I have to leave by midnight.""Why, will you turn into a pumpkin?""No, but I get hungry."As the date ticked from October to November, though, I was lost, buried too deep to care, her claws in my back and her breathless...

Thriftykinky

"Waste not want not!"

A strip of leather, with a tassel at either end, each made of about two-dozen eight-inch long leather strips bound with cord. I'd removed it from a bag I'd bought in a charity shop, because I don't like fussy detail...