Teen Itch

"She had an itch only I could scratch"

This is my story and I'm sticking to it. I know nobody's gonna believe this reallyhappened, but I'll tell it anyway. So here's how it went down, I got a 2 bedroom condo all to myself, lots of room to...

     First, let me describe myself. I'm a 45 yr old male, single, average build.I live in an apartment complex, where a swimming pool is the center attraction.I was lying on a lounge chair, minding my own business, when I noticed...