"My office has a great view."
I first spotted Lacy working late one night on a dispute over land rights. My client had built a $200 million high-rise luxury condo project exactly two feet over the legal setback. Dumbasses. Now they were going to pay me...
"The time I helped a nice lady in the intimates section."
I’ll admit, I was horny. It had been much too long since I had felt sweet release in the arms of a woman. So when I saw the perky, auburn-haired goddess flipping casually through the intimates at Target, I was...