"In which he enlists the help of minions"
After the parking lot incident, I stayed away from Costco for a while. Still, I couldn’t stop replaying the encounter - how his eyes flashed with wrath and maybe desire too. I could still see his smile as he said,...
"Based on a true story. Any resemblance to actual people is purely coincidental."
No one’s ever all good or all bad. We’re a mix. Sure, some people lean in one direction maybe. I know I’m not a saint, far from it, but I do my part in the little life I have to...
"Do you have something I can get… in bulk?"
You know you’re disturbingly lonely when your main social interactions become the checkout people at stores. And yes, the Target employees all knew me. But this was different.Costco guy made me feel things.Sure, his clothes were entirely handmade, Renaissance garb,...
"I’m actually quite submissive, just telling about a time I somewhat dominated a guy."
“I think it's time for you to leave now,” I said to Kevin, as I motioned my head towards the door.“Are you really going to fuck those festival freaks?” He seemed genuinely concerned.Who is the real freak here, I thought,...
"I wanted him to wish it was him fucking me instead"
“Hey Poncho!” I called as Alex walked in to my second floor apartment.“Hello Miss Rebecca, and just ‘Alex’ is fine.” He shrugged off his jacket, folding it carefully before setting it over the chair.“Ok Poncho” I said, trying not to...
"The story of my first time and the 1,000 times after that"
Fresh out of high school and desperate to be rid of my virginity, I strode down the beach in my black bikini. I didn’t work out, but I had a flat stomach and a nice round ass like most girls...
“Just come in, we can turn around quick and drop off the burrito, roll a joint.” He made it sound so innocent. Part of me knew this wasn’t all that would happen, but I played along. “Yeah, sure,” I said,...
"They say don’t mix work with pleasure."
May 12thIt’s Team Meeting again. He’s next to me and he’s trying to play footsie, the sick fucker. But then everything he does is “the sick fucker” lately. Posting that he enjoys bird watching? Sick fucker. He’s gardening? The sicko....
"Everything about this is true except the fucking."
February 2nd, 10:15 amWomen’s bathroom at the Jewish Community Center “Hey, New York.”I blink. The man addressing me is tall and dark, maybe even handsome, but he’s in the lady’s bathroom with a kindergartner. What is he doing in there?...
"The Wild Wild West, circa 1860. Things get heated."
Do you know what it’s like to ache for something you’ve never experienced? To want a love, a passion you’ve only read about? A freedom that may not even be possible, but you want it, you want it, you want...