"A mature gentleman enjoys a late-night bargain."
Nelson walked out of midnight karaoke at the strip club, forty dollars lighter, buzzed, and horny. After two wrong turns in the parking lot, he found the right Prius and made the drive to his hotel without incident. Once he...
"Fred gets lucky on a football bet, will he get lucky again later?"
The bar where Fred sat was crowded and dingy, but it had a television. On the screen, the Cowboys kicker shanked what would have been the winning field goal; a mixture of groans and cheers echoed in the crowded...
"A trip to Colombia offers a man unexpected excitement."
"Colombia? As in drug cartels?!?"My voice rose an octave and a half as my boss revealed himself to be an alien from the planet Moron."Who goes to Colombia? Do you realize that country's on the State Department's 'don't go there'...
"A man and woman meet on a bus and proceed to while away a lovely afternoon"
Sticky Afternoonby Rajah Dodger (c) 1994, 2009 It was a sticky afternoon, and Karl was tired of waiting for the bus, tired of looking for work, just plain tired. He tapped his fingers impatiently against his briefcase as he slouched...
"His neighbor has something in the basement; sometimes you shouldn't indulge your curiosity"
Her Basement, by Rajah Dodger Copyright (c) 2001. All rights reserved, except that electronic not-for-profit reproduction rights only are explicitly granted with the stipulation that this authorship and permission note must remain attached. The animal in the basement was...