Licking One’s Handicaps—A Love Story in Rhyme
"A man overcomes an inability to perform oral sex."
I knew a chap who was quite pissedabout his bad cunnilinguswhen with his lovely blond-haired lass named Beth.For no matter how he triedwhen he was done poor Beth just sighed,“That didn’t do it, Horace!” in one breath.It mattered not his...