The Queen’s Ritual

"I'm not intimidated by a group of flaccid cocks."

My internwatched me present to the board(all men).She asked me:"How do you speak so confidently?"I laughed,and told her I picture them naked.She giggled."It's true!" I said."I'm not intimidated by a group of flaccid cocks."And it is true.But it's not the...

Relieving the Tension

"“Our presentation is tomorrow, and I can’t think straight around you right now.”"

“We have to do something about this sexual tension,” I said, stretching my back.“What?” His eyes snapped guiltily to my face. He’d been staring at my chest. “Sorry, what?”“Our presentation is tomorrow, and I can’t think straight around you right...

Go Ask Your Girlfriend!

"Heather agrees to teach Jimmy a few things about women."

“Thank you so much, Heather,” Jimmy’s mom apologized as they stood on the porch. “I know it’s a bit unusual, but obviously, at Jimmy’s age, we couldn’t call any of his old sitters.”“Don’t worry,” Heather reassured her. “I’m happy to...