"My best friend’s wife has needs."
“Mate, if you’re gonna watch this stuff, you really need to remember to wipe the internet history.”Pete shot me a glance of incomprehension, but I ignored it, turning back to the screen.“If Kim sees you’ve been watching stuff like this…”“What...
"Emily was one seriously perverted lady, and I am eternally grateful."
I was lucky, I know that. Back in the late 80’s when I went up to university, things were easier, financially speaking, and on top of that I lodged with a couple my parents knew well. I wouldn’t say they...
"Everyone has a past, including my wife."
It seemed a peculiarly old-fashioned way to go about things. These days you expect everything to be distributed digitally, hard copy a thing of the past, though the envelope was delivered in a modern enough way, by courier service, even...
"“We just need to check that everything’s in working order…”"
I was actually quite relieved to be given a room of my own. The ward I’d been on following my operation had been a depressing place. There’d been three other men there, none of whom made great conversation partners. One...
"E-mail to my fuck toy’s husband"
Dear Cuck.As always, it was very kind of you to lend me your wife for the night, and equally unwise.Still, by now you know more or less how my mind works, so you really only have yourself to blame. Or...
"Being a male stripper is no piece of cake, but some cake can make the job very interesting"
Maybe you think being a male stripper is a glamorous job. Maybe the very job title conjures up images of Chippendales and a hall full of excitable females, maybe even those videos with a room full of women eager to...
"Clothes, toys, men. What more could a girl want?"
Thank you for responding so promptly to our offer. We hereby cordially invite you to our special Three Rooms Experience. Please expect a representative to call on you at 7 pm this evening.That was all. There was nothing to identify...
"“Everything that happens is just a physical manifestation of the mess that’s in your own head.”"
Professor Evans stood at his window, looking down on the students milling about below. It was shocking the way young girls dressed these days. Well, they were young women, he supposed, at least in law, but he could never think...
"“That’s what you want, isn’t it, Phil? To teach the little lady a lesson?”"
The man twisted the business card between his fingers with a terrible sensation in the pit of his stomach, like waves crashing against the rock he’d always considered his marriage to be; erosive powers eating away at it. He was...
"She gave her consent, feeling as if she’d just signed her life away."
It was when the taxi continued along the Ring Road instead of taking the left turn to the area where she lived that Tess started to feel worried.“Excuse me,” she said. “I think you missed the turning.”“What turning?” the cabbie...