"Spice up your marriage with al fresco sex"
"Fucking aphids!"Arms folded and still wearing her pruning gauntlets, my wife Alice stepped into our conservatory from the garden. She was in frayed denim shorts, a Pink Floyd T-shirt and flip-flops. Glancing down at the magazine I was reading she snorted:...
"Sexy foursome on a flying visit to New York"
I got an unexpected journalistic assignment to the US: a two-day trip to New York. My heart missed a beat when I took the magazine's call, realising that I would be able to meet my cyber-lover Gary for the first time. I...
"Feisty Barbara calls the shots"
Shafts of early-morning sunshine were coming through my bedroom window as the bedside phone rang. Through one bleary eye, I saw it was 6.30. I picked up."So how was I?" I instantly recognised the sultry voice of my next door neighbour,...
"Onanism as erotic entertainment"
I suppose I've been fascinated by voyeurism since my late teens.We lived in a house which backed onto woods. At evening times in spring and summer I would walk our dog there - though the real reason was to spy...
"Nurse Mandy offers a helping hand"
For several weeks a discreet classified advertisement had been appearing on the back pages of our community newspaper, listed under 'Sundry Local Services.' It was an invitation for local men to attend the new hospital's sperm donation unit, to give...
"Fate ordained they would meet again"
Bella sat expectantly astride one of the iron roof trusses high up in the roof of Madrid's Atocha rail terminus.Far below, passengers were filing off the sleeper train which had just arrived from Paris. She scanned the tiny figures in...
"Buying an exotic corset secures unexpected after-sales service"
My wife and I discovered swinging (aka lifestyle) relatively late in our marriage. We were introduced to it by our neighbours Janet and Philip. Strictly speaking, it was Janet who first took my wife Susie in hand, during a shared...
"If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise"
Deep in the dark woods, something stirred. I knew instantly that I was growing a lovely erection.Although it was only early November, my wife had requisitioned our kitchen to start her Christmas food preparations. The mincemeat was half made (I...
"A chance encounter in a station buffet, leads an old man into a world of sexual enlightenment"
Sir Desmond Anstruther MC (Baronet) tapped the silver ferule of his walking stick irritably on the marble mosaic floor of the Wanderers Club in London's Pall Mall. He scowled at the elderly porter behind the mahogany reception desk. "My cab?"...
"Not everything is what it seems"
Schoolboys have such a vivid imagination when it comes to sex. My most lasting cinematic memory, from days of afternoon truancy to the local cinema, is hunky Burt Lancaster and demure Deborah Kerr, cavorting on the water's edge in From...