The Toothache Fairy

"The last of the Earl's lovers"

Collecting the keys of the car from the rental company’s underground offices, he headed west out of the airport. He tapped in the hotel’s post code on the Sat Nav, to be informed that he would reach his destination in...

The Night Workers

"Five-star room service..."

To describe our marriage as ‘heading for the rocks’ would be a gross understatement. We were ON the fucking rocks, well and truly, with the boat’s timbers letting in water, but neither of us wanting to jump ship and take...

Eating Tanya’s Pussy

"Subterranean sex"

It is Halloween Night. Amateur historian Mark Davenport has driven his eighteen-year-old nephew Nigel to see the ruins of a moated manor house deep in the countryside. The youth is none too enthusiastic about this excursion, having unsuccessfully suggested to...

Room For A Third?

"Love in the Locker Room"

Prudence and Jacqui had been friends for just under a year, having met at a local charity event. Their friendship soon developed through their mutual interest in golf, usually a mid-week round of 9 holes at the local club.Returning to...

Teacher Knows Best

"Donald the dildo entertains the class"

Headmistress Agnes Horsley’s weekly staff meetings were tedious and time-consuming.Sandra gazed out of the Staff Room’s Victorian casement window at the sun-dappled playing fields, where the sixth form girls’ hockey practice was about to get under way. She was distantly...

Hall Of The Screen Goddesses

"Dead stars' priapic reminiscences"

It is two weeks before Christmas.“She’s late again!”“She’s always late. We used to tease her: ‘Zazie, darling, you’ll be late for your own funeral!”All is white. A radiant, heavenly white. Six elegantly-dressed women are languidly seated or stretched over six...

Naughty Alice

"Will callers please use the rear entrance"

Dennis was the town's longest-serving postman. There wasn't a day when, on his weary eight-hour round, he didn't think about retirement. Trudging up the long hill to Mack's filling station, he calculated that he was only one hour from finishing the...

Dear Judith,It was good to have that brief chat together in the interval at the concert the other evening. I would certainly like to know more about you, but 'breaking the ice' in a noisy and crowded theatre crush bar...