Metro Mischief – II

"Barcelona bukkake"

My three week stay in Barcelona, where I had been studying Spanish at a language school, was coming to an end. I was still commuting in from Monjuic by Metro, though sadly there were no more ‘rush hour ravishments’.Many of...

Metro Mischief

"Dangerous train game."

Summer’s interruption of my law school studies in London meant that I was going to be at a loose end for more than six weeks. My father, a successful Indian businessman, suggested that I might take myself off to Spain.“You know...

The House Of Extreme Naughtiness

"In the footsteps of De Sade..."

The only people seated at the marble-topped bar counter were Gina and Geoff. They had struck up a friendship on an internet dating site and at Geoff’s suggestion had decided to try a weekend break in Venice, which neither of...

Hand-job Alice Pt II

"Alice's garden reprise for the vicar"

“Guess what? I did some naughty internet shopping the other night,” my new part-time house help Alice announced with a wicked smile as she arrived one morning, her lovely bra-less titties bouncing up and down beneath her green T-shirt. She...

Nancy

"Under-the-table detente"

“Your Russian is in the restaurant!” the young Mexican waiter called out to Nancy, as she was finishing her snack supper in the kitchens.“Let him wait. I haven’t eaten all day.” Nancy was in her mid-30s and beginning to show...

The Tattooist

"Beware: barbed wire"

The opening of our town’s new tattoo parlour ‘Apocalypse Now’ was splashed across the front of the local community newspaper. I strolled past one morning to check it out as a tattoo had long been on my bucket list. The...

Hand-job Alice

"Happy ending for two old men"

When I first opened the front door I hardly even noticed her she was so tiny.Barely 5 feet tall, she was wearing bright orange sneakers with yellow ankle socks, a white T-shirt and the shortest blue denim shorts I’d ever...

Professor Charles Fernside sat alone in the Champagne Bar of London's Eurostar terminal at St Pancras Station, awaiting the announcement of the departure time of his train to Lille. Once in France, he would catch the night sleeper to Venice.The...

Kitty

"Cream supreme"

Tom heard the courier van’s exhaust as it reversed into the driveway. “That’ll be the new electric hedge trimmer I ordered yesterday on-line,” he called back as he headed for the front door. His wife Kitty was curled up asleep...

Girl With Rake

"'When the cat's away...'"

Although it was the wife who had actually purchased the winning Lottery ticket, the jubilant Hewitts decided to divide their winnings two thirds and one third. “Anyway, what on earth am I going to do with £80-million?” she asked.“Well, you’ve...