Silent Night, Unholy Night

"Decorating the Christmas tree with lustful lesbians is never a simple affair."

It was tradition to decorate the Christmas tree together for our party. Last year it was at Heidi's house, and before that, Dee's. This year, it was my turn. Everything began normally with the typical flirting and gossiping that ensued...

The Dragon, The Bunny, And The Biker Chick

"Motorbikes and Rope-Bunnies are a match made in heaven."

The first motorbike was invented in 1885. Strangely, it was described as a means of personal transport; the idiots who determined that clearly hadn't discovered its true calling. Thankfully, in our day, many have learned the heavenly joy of correctly...

The Hotel Of Blindfolds And Cuffs

"The secret to The Nine Hills Hotel may be the path to paradise."

Since time immemorial, the allure of the unknown has tantalized mankind. Some have searched for the Loch Ness monster or hunted for Bigfoot. Others have obsessed over secret organizations and lost civilizations, piecing together one clue after another. They each...