"More puzzling than Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
I’m sure you’ve heard a bunch of age old questions, such as: Why did the chicken cross the road? If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, does it make a sound? Which came first the...
"Will Randy let a consummate prick tease get away with it?"
“Push harder, Thompson. Get motivated. Be a dolphin, not a walrus!” Another shitty swim practice, with the coach yelling at me way more than anyone else. “Why do I have to push myself to the puking stage every fucking day?...
"A thrill seeking wife provides the wild fuck of my life."
When on vacation at a lake resort my wife and I attended a Saturday Night charity event in an amusement park. For dinner and during the live auction we sat at a table with eight other people we had never...