"Love on a screened in porch"
My wife is resting on the loungeReading the book that she has foundI'm on the swingEvilness I bringWould you mind if I come around?Over her text she did now lookI'd rather keep reading my bookStay there you seeDon't come near...
"Abandoned girl finds shelter during a storm"
He out ran the storm But the day was still clearHe finished tying her upSoon it would be here.He walked down the streetThe Pelican for a cold brewHe sat on a corner seatThen ordered some shrimp too.In walked a girl...
"One couple's wedding night dance"
He's driving with his brideFreshly minted todayLooking for their motelIt's along the way. Hurry, darling, I'm tiredUp since yester mornI want to last for youI'm so tired and worn. He sees the signIt's just a little aheadInto the lot they...
"A new twist to an old limerick"
A vacation I needed with some restTo ocean I went, stayed at the bestThe air was cleanPretty girls I've seenThey all have such pretty nice chests. I then met a lovely local lassBig old titties and cute lil assIt didn’t...
"Man describes his love for his wife and her preferences"
I've been married to my love For well over forty years We've had some laughs And we've shed a few tears. We never did it in the kitchen The cupboards hit her head, The couch was too awkward Or so she...