What Is The Nicest Thing Anyone’s Said To Me Before, During Or After Sex?

"It's not the time for conversation, but I've had some choice words..."

Welcome back to my sexual autobiography! In this series of stories, I take questions I see posed on the Lush forums and answer them truthfully. And this poster wonders what sweet nothings have been whispered into my ear before, during...

Pitch Perfect

"Seeing a former sexual partner at play..."

Those bronzed, muscular thighs emerging from those silken red shorts? I've seen them spread wide, trembling as she held them in the air as I pumped.That curvy bottom, stained by grass stains and bent tight as she prepares to deliver...

A Step Too Far?

"Growing up in a wild environment produces two free spirits..."

Once, something very unusual happened between my stepsister, Maria, and me. Now, firstly, let me be clear: I never screwed my stepsister. If what follows seems weird, I understand that. But, in Mr. Clinton’s immortal words, "I did not have...