Heavenly Peace

"A refugee is integrating with the locals!"

December 20th.Dear Diary,Only six sleeps until Christmas! It’s been a fucking awful year, God knows. Obviously, leaving Kyiv was the main event. I can’t even watch the news anymore, it’s so scary and depressing. Ivan still messages me every day,...

Naughty Or Nice?

"Ema must learn her actions have consequences"

“Santa!”Father Christmas looked up as the elf burst into his office.“Ema. G, of Calle Libertad in Tarragona, just sucked her boyfriend's cock!”“What? She was doing so well,” Santa said sadly, “And with just a month until the last Christmas before...

In-cum-bent

"What the voting public doesn't realise..."

"The incumbent President will host an election night party at her Alaska mansion..."The President laughed."That's what they think," she chuckled, watching the vice-president's wife take down the First Gentleman's trousers and commence blowing him. Turning to her Democratic rival, who,...

Vlad

"Going home with a stranger proves unwise"

“How is she?”“The same, Mr. Anguera.”“Emma’s head isn’t covered any more.”“No. She pulled the covers off after sunset.”“But she was still unconscious?”“Yes.”“It’s been three days and two nights. What is the longest you’ve seen someone sleep?”“People can be in comas...