"Silly, salacious, salivating, and sloppy wet."
There once was a wench from Nantucket,Spread eagle tied over a bucket,Standing she wailed and dripped in the pail,“Please, please take my wet pussy and fuck it!”The three men just grinned as her master walked in,“Now now, Becky, you know...
"Every year on my birthday, I let my two girlfriends fuck two strangers; this year it was four."
My girlfriend, Carol, and my other girlfriend, Karyl, were up early and cooking breakfast last Saturday morning. It was my fortieth birthday; my ‘get everything they want’ day. Let me tell you about it.I stretched under the sheets of our king-sized...
"Lolly gets popped when she breaks The Yoga Pants Rules in the grocery store."
“If you’re putting on your yoga pants, remember our rules.” That’s the last thing I said to Lolly before she kissed me under the sheets and fled to go grocery shopping this morning. Speaking of my tall blonde California cliché...