"Naked man with yellow glow stick glued to his crotch breaks four minute mile."
Josh was desperate to get Veronica another job. The female redheaded double-breasted mattress thrasher worked in an adult bookstore. By the end of the day she was so desensitized to sex she wanted nothing to do with it. She read...
"The meat missile was rising on its launch vehicle."
The next day Josh stopped by the convenience store for cigarettes on the way home again. Eventually I’ll have to start buying my own. He had stripped to white boxer briefs with a picture of the Green Lantern on them....
"I had come to treasure these deep, meaningful, half-hour relationships."
We kept up our same rhythm until Spring Break. Sylvia and I decided to stay at the college, while Jay and Valerie both went home. Sylvia moved into my room and we only got dressed to go to the dining...
"I can see that you're randy, but what's your name?"
Randy had joined a gym downtown. He was addicted to working out, the way Josh was to cigarettes. One evening, out on the patio, he asked me if I wanted to go work out with him the next day. I...
"Did you enjoy last night?"
I woke up the next morning to find myself in bed alone. I got up,brushed my teeth, put on some underwear, and walked to the kitchen. I thought I had smelled coffee. Randy and Paul were at the kitchen table...
"Naked traffic stop caught on dash cam. Mixup in the bedroom. Play the cards you got."
The weekend after Lucy’s first visit Josh and I went downtown hoo-hah hunting. Dance clubs were not my thing, and bars weren’t Josh’s. We probably should have sorted that shit out before we left the house. My elderly two-door Ford...
"Eat your heart out, Mr. Rogers"
Shortly after we moved in, we went roving around our clothing-optional neighborhood. We just knew there would be gorgeous young naked chicks on every corner begging for us to satisfy their lustful needs. Think again. In a clothing optional environment,...
"Two and three and four. The more the merrier."
Valerie, Jay, Sylvia and I went to the next LGBT dance together. Since there were few dances, everybody attended the LGBT ones, straight, gay or in between. Remembering the last one, I vowed to keep Sylvia close to me. I...
"Mark and Sylvia and Jay. Oh My!"
CHAPTER 17: SecondSemester Studying, practical exercises, oral exams and lab experiments. Oh, also some classes. Jay arrived on campus the day before classes started. He had signed up for a bunch of courses, most of which I did not understand....
"Mark's relationships change...for the better."
CHAPTER 15: Finals And in answer to your next question, no, I've never fucked a chicken I had to study a lot for my History final. The other courses were a breeze, even Music Theory. Ultimately it was like math,...