"When you're home alone and horny, phone sex is better than no sex."
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment; when a woman talks nasty to a man, the going rate is about five dollars per minute. I’m by no means a professional dirty-talker. I do it for free....
"A recently divorced, single mother, get the best sex of her life"
After the emotional roller coaster of the concert and my marathon masturbation session, I quickly fell into a drunken slumber so deep that I didn’t hear my daughter and her friends return. Dirty, filthy, torridly sexual dreams, mostly involving me...
"A recently divorced, single mother, embarks on a lusty Rock and Roll adventure"
“But, mom, you just have to!” To my “mom-ears,” it sounded more akin to, “Ba-hut, ma-homm.”“I don’t think so, Jen,” my even, empathetic tones sounded motherly. “I’m very busy these days, what with your father no longer in the picture...
"Shadowy creatures of darkness have possessed the living, disforming them into a shadoy horror bent on eating the world. Can she, alone, keep them at bay and drive them back."
Through an ignorant sex ritual, attempting a new thrill, we had unwittingly opened the gate, allowing entities of shadowy darkness to gain a foothold in our realm. Of the seven of us, only I remained, my friends consumed and possessed...
"The veil between our world and the horrors of shadow has been torn. At midnight they come to make themselves flesh."
The murky day surrendered to the sharp shadows of night, all hope of serenity lost to the utter blackness of despair. A lifeless cloud of ominous oppression threatened the bleak world throughout the twilight of the day, delivering ill omens....
"The shadow world of nightmares is separate from our plane unless somebody opens the gate"
There is substance and there is shadow; of this, I am certain. While we envision ourselves as children of the light, the essence of the divine, our view of the multiverse may very well be askew. It is entirely possible that...
"My post-nuptial bachelorette party turns into a sex-crazed orgy with the strippers"
As surely as naming your child “Jeeves” seals his fate as a butler, my destiny is glaringly obvious. I’m sure the Three Fates are modernized, subcontracting out of a sweat-shop, rather than weaving the threads of our lives by their...
"My boyfriend stuns me with a love song on open mic night"
Not quite a man,I'm not what I seem.But please take my hand.Maybe we'll fly.Never at home,Except in your eyes.I'm just incomplete,Until you smile.I'll burn in your shadow;I burn in your light.Don't even understand,But it feels so right.My heart, it bleeds...
"Liz always gets what she wants, one way or another. Now she has it and does what she pleases."
Rob knew he was mine to do with as I pleased. His lamentations to the contrary were merely lip service to absolve himself of the guilt over coveting his best friend’s wife. I deserved a good hard fucking; since my...