"Two women, one man and a tub of ice cream."
To fully enjoy this episode it is recommended that you read Soft Target 4: Girl's night in first.As Chrissie had been relating the events of last night, Keith’s eyes had been fixed on Amelie, taking in every pore of her...
"When Keith popped round to Chrissie for a coffee and a chat he got more than he bargained for."
As Keith rang the bell he felt a tinge of guilt. He often popped across to his neighbour Chrissie for a coffee and a chat on a Sunday morning but she had told him that she was having some friends...
"When Chrissie had to see her son's headteacher he got more than he bargained for."
Chrissie sat outside the head teacher’s office, shifting nervously. Even though she was now a parent, with a son at the school, the old memories still made her shiver. She could still remember standing outside the headmaster’s office, all those...
"A loem about my search for that special woman"
There is a woman, Somewhere, Who has a smile that speaks to me. It says “You make me so happy that I could burst.” Her smile infects mine and holds me captive, And I become a willing prisoner, Of her...
"Chrissie's back and this time she has a surprise for her friends."
Chrissie was sitting in the kitchen with her two friends, sipping her coffee and swapping ‘crap husband’ stories. “He’s always so bloody tired.” moaned Wendy, “He gets home, eats his dinner and then falls asleep in front of the television....
"My favourite moment yet to happen."
When I hold your warm body in my arms Your head on my chest I inhale the scent of your hair And like a drug You intoxicate me. No words Just a warm feeling Like a blanket Wrapping us both...
"Trevor was so happy to be going on a date but what happened was more than he was expecting."
She walked into the bedroom, naked, ruffling her short, wet hair dry with a towel. Catching sight of her body in the mirror she stood and smiled. Despite her age, Chrissie still had the kind of body that attracted attention....
"Watching someone doing the housework can be fun."
I couldn’t stand it anymore. I looked around my house and had to come to the inevitable conclusion. This place is filthy! The trouble was that my attitude to housework was the same as my attitude to skydiving. I don’t...