Stop Fucking With Me

"One of the best nights of my life"

It wasn't planned. Maybe that's what made it so delicious, so unforgettable.I could have been in the VIP room, getting coked up like the rest of us, or watching you from the loggias like I usually did. I could have...

"The playground is closed for resurfacing, the kids are running around the field, and I'm freezing my butt off on the bench.""I'll warm it up when you get home.""Isn't it how we went off track yesterday having a five-minute bathroom...

Liar

"Yes, I do get carried away sometimes but that is a risk he took when he signed me up for this."

“Yes, it was fucking amazing, but not as out of this world as you make it out to be. It’s not like I haven’t had it that rough before."“Liar! I saw your face. Fucking hell! I never heard you howl...

Waffles And Morning Blowies

"Just an ordinary Saturday morning with waffles, BJ and a confession."

Saturday mornings are very popular and busy in this house. We have a pancake breakfast tradition, usually with a whole pack of hungry sleepover kids joining. I always make double, sometimes triple portions.Once in a while, when the stars are...