"Was this really a good idea?"
(sung)Come Christmas, I’m always stone-broke,poor and penniless like the pet rat of the pope.So this year to save me from tearsI signed up for something special.Cheap elf costume is what they provideBut it seems I still catch your eye.Tell me,...
"I don't usually wish time to be fast forwarded..."
"I woke up with an overwhelming craving to be bent over someone's knees, spanked red and raw and fingered till I'm begging for release - just to be denied over and over again. Then when I really cannot take any...
"You think running into your ex on bad hair day is a disaster? Well..."
I knew it was bound to happen one day - to run into someone from the scene. But not in my most bizarre nightmare would he feature under these circumstances:My mildly dysfunctional but still kinda cute fam shopping for a...
"I'm not his kind of submissive"
His spell on me is broken. I stay still, frozen. I refuse to take instructions from anyone, especially from him. Even under current circumstances. It takes a lot more for this feral feline to be eating out of his hand.He...
"Where is this going?"
Can someone please explain this whole lip-biting craze to me? It seems to be on every page of every book at the moment. And I hate it with a passion, probably because of the stupid Fifty Shades of Awfulness.What does...
Hubby's making lunch while I'm sunning outside, topless, chatting to my favourite couple from the Swinger site.“Ellie just sent me a picture of her husband teasing her nipples with an ice cube. Are you going to be a good boy...
"First 'date' with someone whom I can't quite place"
What the hell am I doing? I’m in no state to drive this fucking car. But more disturbingly, I’m driving to him? Where are those marbles rolling again? They are all over the fucking shop. Whaaat? The ‘rebel one’ stares back...
"Another behind-the-scenes swingers snippet."
For the last couple of months, for reasons I’m not going into much detail about, I have lost my mojo. Actually, let’s stop right there and change that word because I hate it. Mojo? It sounds like a toy, a...
I’m sure most of you know at least a little bit about BDSM by now. If nothing else, from the dubious Fifty Shades books. If you own a copy, please do the BDSM community and yourself a favour and burn...
"A Valentine's Day with no roses or chocolate"
I'm doing a quick midweek shop for stir-fry ingredients at my local supermarket, and when I can barely enter through the sea of red rose bouquets and a floor-to-ceiling display wall of lovey-dovey cards, I gag a little. I hate...